Nerd-check

Sometimes you get a hole in your shirt or pants and it starts to fray a little. In order to stop the hole from getting larger or out of control, you use something that stops it and keeps it in check. Perhaps something like fray-check. I've discovered that this same principle transfers to nerds. If you don't have something to keep your nerdy-ness in check, it quickly grows out of control.

I have seen symptoms of this in my own life, which has led me to question the reasons for its occurrence. I think I have found the answer. I have always been a nerd, but it has always shown in varying degrees. In high school and college I kept a peer group of people who did not necessarily share all of my interests. Thus, there was some pressure to not be the overly nerdy guy and maintain some "cool" image. Now my peer group consists of my wife, who doesn't need me to be cool to accept me, and my graduate school colleagues, who all share my same nerdy interests. Without a "normal" peer group to keep me in check I walk the fine line between normalcy and being lost in the space-time continuum.

So the secret to maintaining your coolness without sacrificing your true self is a diverse peer group. If you hang out with someone who wouldn't give half a penny to know about the next Iron Man movie, that same person will keep you honest when you try to spout off about a recent internet rumor or start your own religion based on your favorite movie. Plus, you might even be the cool guy/girl at a party (well, maybe that's going a little too far). Keep some nerd-check in your repertoire and you'll never go out of control again.

Harry Potter and the Curse of Acceptable Nerd-dom

The Harry Potter franchise has flourished under a period of prosperity and acceptance in pop culture for several years now. The books are eagerly read by all ages, and the movies have been fairly well-received by the general movie-going public. In addition, a Harry Potter Theme Park is supposed to open next year at Universal Studios in Orlando, FL so that everyone can experience the world of Harry Potter for themselves. This weekend we are going to a Harry Potter museum exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. All this hoopla for something that is so inherently nerdy at its core? Wizards, monsters, and magic? What about Harry Potter makes it so culturally acceptable to get your geek on?

I'm not complaining that it's acceptable to be a big Harry Potter fan because I jumped on the bandwagon about four years ago, but I also wonder what the future of Harry Potter fandom will look like. If other big-time nerd franchises are any indication, then I worry that Harry Potter's fate may be worse than facing Voldemort. Star Wars was initially a pop culture phenomenon before it digressed into the realm of pocket protectors and boys who can't move out of the garage. Even Star Trek had its heyday, although it has suffered a fate worse than its Wars counterpart (perhaps J.J. Abrams has breathed some new life into the series, however). Is Harry heading down that same path through the Forbidden Forest of irrelevant pop culture? I tend to think that it won't as long as it continues to stay relevant. Part of Star Wars' problem was that it failed to produce anything new and relevant for a new generation until recently. J.K. Rowling has been able to walk the fine line between generational relevance and nostalgia so far, only time will tell if she, and Harry with her, can continue for many more generations.

I, for one, will really enjoy my slice of nerd-dom this weekend at the Harry Potter exhibit. Harry Potter and a museum, it doesn't get much better for a big nerd!

Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings

I got my copy of the new Indiana Jones game for the Wii this week and have spent some time playing it this week. I thought I'd give a little review of it for the few of you who might actually be interested in it.

The idea of playing as Indiana Jones with Wii motion controls is quite appealing to a drooling fanboy. The potential for throwing a good punch and cracking the whip with your Wii-mote was enough to make me pre-order it. In some ways, the game achieved the potential and in others not.

First, the primary single-player game is entirely too short. If I really wanted to I could have beaten the game in one day. There are a fair amount of unlockables, so there is some reason to return to the game a couple times. The story is pretty good and feels very cinematic, although I would have liked a few more cutscenes to fill in the story. Sometimes there were some holes in the story because there wasn't a cutscene to fill in a little gap. The gameplay can be hit-or-miss and is generally not very challenging. The game guides you through the actions you need to do for the most part, but that does help make the game feel more cinematic. The fighting is probably the most enjoyable part of the game, although sometimes the motion controls don't quite respond how you like.

The extras are pretty decent. There's a co-op mode where you can play a separate story as Indy and Henry together, but I haven't tried it yet because I don't have anyone to play it with. There are a couple other multiplayer options which I haven't tried either, including tank and biplane fighting arenas. Probably the best extra is the inclusion of the original PC game Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. This was one of the greatest PC adventure games ever. So, if you're a big Indy fan, you'll enjoy the game despite some of its failings, especially with the addition of the Fate of Atlantis.

10 years of The Phantom Menace

Ten years ago last week, Star Wars appeared on the big screen after an absence of 16 years. The anticipation for the movie was unprecedented in the history of film. Fans of the original movies in the theaters awaited the movie as eagerly as their children who had grown up watching the movies on VHS. And the movie wasn't anticipated just in America. Fans all over the world eagerly awaited the movie event of the century. It was truly a cross-generation, cross-culture experience.

The anticipation and excitement for the film can't be denied, but the ultimate reaction after the film was less enthusiastic. Regardless of opinions about the quality of the movie, I would like to take this opportunity to wax nostalgic about where I was when the Phantom Menace first hit theaters. At the time, I had a friend from church who worked at a local movie theater, and he had the opportunity to go to an early employee screening. Technically, he was only allowed to take one family member with him, so I went as his brother ("in Christ"). The showing was at about 7 PM on the Tuesday night before release day on Wednesday, so the best part was leaving the theater at 9:30 with everyone lined up in costumes waiting for the midnight show. I personally enjoyed the movie despite some of its weaknesses, and I think I enjoy it even more now, if for no other reason than nostalgia.

Does anyone else have any good stories about where they were in 1999 when the Phantom Menace hit theaters?

Conversation Piece T-shirts

The other day at the grocery store I got into a conversation about Norse mythology with the bagger. The conversation began because of the Viking longship t-shirt I got on our cruise to Oslo a couple years ago. The event got me thinking about t-shirts that inspire conversation and how nerds often have a large repertoire of these kinds of t-shirts. In addition, these t-shirts function like nerd beacons and often inspire shouts of appreciation or jealousy from other nerds.

I know that when I am out and about and I see someone wearing a particularly cool Star Wars t-shirt, I just want to go and start a conversation with that person and become lifelong friends. I often get comments of this sort about my own Short Round t-shirt. There is a certain satisfaction in knowing that a mere t-shirt can bring together people across ages and cultures and inspire illuminating conversations about Norse mythology or which Marvel comic character is the best.

Conversation piece t-shirts, however, are not necessarily restricted to nerds. My cousin recently pointed out a link to a finely-crafted "wolves howling at the moon" t-shirt on Amazon. I'm sure everyone has seen a shirt like that at some point in their lives. So, do you have any conversation piece shirts? I'll even open it up to other sorts of garments beyond t-shirts. Perhaps you have a lovely sweatshirt or sweater that makes people wax particularly eloquent. I'm interested to hear your stories.

Podcast Extravaganza

Although I abandoned my series of podcast blogs several months ago, I can't go without mentioning my two favorite podcasts of all. Appropriately, they fit under the umbrella of nerd-dom.

1. The Indy-Cast: Last year, when the new Indiana Jones movie came out I discovered this podcast while clicking around on iTunes. I listened to all the back episodes and quickly caught up and have been listening weekly ever since. The host, Ed Dolista, has an obvious passion for Indiana Jones, which makes the podcast especially fun to listen to. Even when Indiana Jones news is a bit slim, Ed still finds ways to make the podcast entertaining and informative. I especially enjoy the interviews in Club Obi-Wan and the collecting news.

2. The Force-Cast: I heard about the Force-Cast through the Indy-Cast and decided to check it out. I was immediately hooked, and have been listening for about a year now. During this time, one of the hosts has changed, but the current hosts, Jason and Jimmy Mac do a fantastic job. Their sense of humor makes the show feel shorter than it is and provides me with laugh out loud moments on the bus ride into campus (particularly during the Billy Dee quote of the week segment). In addition, if a weekly podcast isn't enough for you, Jimmy Mac and Jason produce micro-casts fairly frequently which include interviews and music specials. There is always something to listen to on the Force-Cast. Unfortunately, I am not able to participate in the online chat or listen live because of my busy grad school schedule, but that does not make the regular shows any less enjoyable. I admit that the Force-Cast has revived my Star Wars fandom to a point that it's never been before (perhaps to the chagrin of my wife!).

So, if you are a fan of either Star Wars or Indiana Jones, I can't recommend these podcasts enough. Check out www.theforce.net/podcast for links and info about either podcast or subscribe through iTunes. You won't be disappointed!

End of the semester summer reading checklist

Any self-respecting nerd eagerly awaits the end of the semester and the ensuing free time for reading. This sudden new-found freedom, however, can be a little overwhelming so I've put together a checklist of the essentials to survive the summer reading madness. Proceed with caution.

1. Pen/Pencil-This is crucial for writing down a list of books to read and their call numbers once you hit the library. A pencil may work best because then you can erase call numbers and add more in their place, thus helping the environment at the same time.

2. Some sort of handheld electronic device-If you're really nerdy and really want to be environmentally friendly, you can use an iPhone/iPod or Blackberry to keep electronic notes for yourself. This method cuts out any use of paper whatsoever. All you have to do is type in the names of books and then delete and retype once you've finished and are ready to start a new one.

3. Library card-You don't have to buy everything on Amazon. You can read books for free. That's why we have these wonderful things called libraries. Check one out: it's essential for good summer reading.

4. A bookbag-This bag can be of any size or shape, but the bigger the better. Remember: the bigger your bag, the more books you can fit in it, which means more summer reading pleasure. Caution: be careful about the weight of the books if you do use a bigger bag. You don't want to ruin your shoulder when you can just return to the library the next week and get a few more books.

5. A social networking site-Join a site like facebook or Goodreads because it allows you to share with the world what you are reading at any given moment. It is crucial that your friends can see what great literary tastes you have and that you read 200 books in one summer. Talk about bragging rights.

6. At least one book in a foreign language-The more obscure the language, the better. When you can return to school (or work) in the fall and say that you read an ancient Nordic epic, in the original language, you will be the talk of the town (for better or for worse, I can't guarantee anything).

If you have these six simple items, you're summer reading will be fruitful and enjoyable. Also, people will tell you that you are a big nerd, but then you can tell them how you read more this summer than they've read in their entire lives. Take that.

Free Comic Book Day

Yesterday was my first experience of Free Comic Book Day. While it's a national holiday to some, others might ask what a comic book even is. I had never been to our local comic shop, Vintage Phoenix, but I figured this was as good a day as any to start. Mainly, I had my eye on a Star Wars comic and a short Indiana Jones comic that was part of a sampler collection. The experience was everything I hoped for and more. I got my four free comics, which I promptly read and which were really not all that good, but that's not really the purpose of Free Comic Book Day. The purpose is to get people interested in comics. I saw heart-warming scenes of fathers introducing their young sons to the world of comic books and grandfathers looking for that new issue of the Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man. I think I particularly associate grandfathers with Spider-Man because that's what my grandpa had in the bathroom magazine rack.

Most importantly, however, I witnessed nerd-dom at its finest. I couldn't help but overhear various conversations, and one 0f my favorite lines was "Did you know that people didn't know that Tony Stark is Iron Man?" Another conversation, the same people I believe, dealt with the greater intricacies of why GI Joes and Transformers are so often combined. The best part about these conversations was that they had nothing to do with the real world. For a short while on a Saturday morning, people could go to their local comic book shop, enter a new world, and forget for a little while about the chores they had to do later that day. You just can't replicate that.

Unfortunately, I can't speak for these people's conversations outside of the comic book shop. That's an entirely different topic.

New direction

Once again, I have revamped my blog. I know, it seems like I can never decide what I want to do with this stupid thing, but I had a moment of (momentary?) inspiration. Obviously, the whole "constancy" thing wasn't working out for me. I suppose when I mandate myself to a certain habit, it only breeds failure and disappointment. My most recent post, however, reminded me of how much of a nerd I really am and how amusing a blog about my nerd-dom and other's nerd-dom might potentially be. I then had to decide on a suitably nerdy title for the blog. As you might have guessed, it didn't take much nerd power to come up with a good one. What better place for me to turn than to the lyric language of Latin. Some of you may be familiar with the phrase "fortune favors the bold," which is rendered in Latin as "Fortes iuvat fortuna." So, for a blog about nerds and nerdiness all I had to do was subtract "the bold" and add my new coinage for "the nerds." Thus, my new title.

I will be making no promises about the consistency or regularity of this site. Apparently, that doesn't work for me. I will promise some amusing (or occasionally not-so-amusing) posts about my own nerd-dom and greater nerd-dom in general. That's the best I can do.

Immunity Idol

So I was finally motivated to write a blog post after many months parched by the desert of graduate school. Unfortunately, grad school tends to suck any sort of normalness out of life.

I recently made a purchase of a particular collectible (aka Big-boy toy) I had been eyeing for quite a while. Many of you may recognize this collectible as a replica of the famous idol from the beginning of perhaps the greatest movie ever, Raiders of the Lost Ark. The idol is sculpted into a small pen/pencil holder for the perfect desk accessory. As I am always on the lookout for items to put in my future classroom, how could I pass up a pencil cup that would call to mind my favorite movie every day? Obviously I couldn't.

Unfortunately, there was a bit of a problem with the idol. If you look closely, there is a child coming out of the its nether regions, which thus labels the figurine as a fertility idol. Right now, however, we do not want anything in our house with the name "fertility" in any way attached to it. My desire for the item won out though when we came up with a suitable solution. The solution: The idol will forever be known in our house as an immunity idol, not a fertility idol. How better to ward off unwanted fertility by making sure that the idol represents everything opposed to fertility? So, from now on it's an immunity idol, and the child down there is just playing hide and seek.